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Most Anticipated Panels At Comic-Con

San Diego Comic-Con kicks off tomorrow, and this year’s schedule is packed with must-see events. Here are the most highly-anticipated panels of Comic-Con 2017.

Listen, Area Boss Gets It

PHILADELPHIA—Readily admitting that everything you’re saying makes a lot of sense, Greenwave Media accounts manager Bryan Mellis confirmed on Wednesday that he totally gets it.
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China Bans Government Use Of Apple Products

Due to fears of espionage posed by revelations from Edward Snowden, the Chinese government has banned its ministries and federal agencies from buying or using 10 Apple products, including the iPad and MacBook, over concerns that the U.S. will hijack the products and spy on Beijing. What do you think?

  • “I always knew World War III would begin as a dispute over iPads.”

    Anita Beaven Calligrapher
  • “Now how are all these Chinese government officials going to edit their web series?”

    Chris Archibald Walkway Installer
  • “That’s ridiculous. We would never think of spying on China in that specific way.”

    Stan Harper Pumpkin Farmer

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