China Cracking Down On Digital Pornography

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China Cracking Down On Digital Pornography

In order to "purify the Internet's cultural environment and protect the healthy development of minors," the Chinese government is targeting search engines like Google in order to restrict pornography. What do you think?
  • "Good for them. Besides, who needs pornography when you've got all the firecrackers and kung fu movies you can handle?"

    Petra Coen
    Systems Analyst
  • "Rejoice as the Internetinary Peoples Unite for the Education of Correct Culture! Urge Successfully Against the Revisionist Winds of the Googlist Reactionaries!"

    Kurt Duke
    Party Organizer
  • "Doesn't this go against Google's mission statement about 'Efficiently delivering porn to the Chinese'?"

    Ricky Peters
    Aquarium Salesman
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