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The Life Of Diana, Princess Of Wales

Today marks 20 years since the funeral of Princess Diana, known to many as the “people’s princess.” The Onion looks back at the life of Princess Diana before it was cut tragically short.

Study: Other Countries Weird

BOSTON—Examining a wide variety of cross-cultural data, a Boston University study released Monday determined that other countries are weird.

Japanese Family Puts Aging Robot In Retirement Home

KYOTO, JAPAN—Saying the move to the assisted care facility was the right decision after so many years of operation, members of the Akiyama family finally put their aging robot in a retirement home, sources reported Friday.

North Korea Successfully Detonates Nuclear Scientist

PYONGYANG—Hailing it as a significant step forward for their ballistic weapons program just hours after suffering a failed missile launch, North Korean leaders announced Monday they had successfully detonated a nuclear scientist.
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China Cracking Down On Digital Pornography

In order to "purify the Internet's cultural environment and protect the healthy development of minors," the Chinese government is targeting search engines like Google in order to restrict pornography. What do you think?
  • "Good for them. Besides, who needs pornography when you've got all the firecrackers and kung fu movies you can handle?"

    Petra Coen Systems Analyst
  • "Rejoice as the Internetinary Peoples Unite for the Education of Correct Culture! Urge Successfully Against the Revisionist Winds of the Googlist Reactionaries!"

    Kurt Duke Party Organizer
  • "Doesn't this go against Google's mission statement about 'Efficiently delivering porn to the Chinese'?"

    Ricky Peters Aquarium Salesman

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