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China Now Second Biggest Economy

With a $1.337 trillion gross domestic product last quarter, China surpassed Japan as the world's second largest economy. What do you think?

  • "Well, that'll change once the Japanese industrial war machine gets back up and running."

    Kelly Stevenson Hydrostatic Tester
  • "I had no idea China was doing so well. Last I checked they were still on their heels following the suppression of the Boxer Rebellion in 1901."

    Sam Field Systems Analyst
  • "Which one is China again?"

    John Koch Veneer Grader
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