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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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China Now Second Biggest Economy

With a $1.337 trillion gross domestic product last quarter, China surpassed Japan as the world's second largest economy. What do you think?

  • "Well, that'll change once the Japanese industrial war machine gets back up and running."

    Kelly Stevenson Hydrostatic Tester
  • "I had no idea China was doing so well. Last I checked they were still on their heels following the suppression of the Boxer Rebellion in 1901."

    Sam Field Systems Analyst
  • "Which one is China again?"

    John Koch Veneer Grader

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