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Man Holding Hands With Pregnant Woman Must Have Weird Fetish

RED BANK, NJ—Testing the limits of what even the most progressive onlookers considered publicly acceptable, a man was seen by multiple witnesses Tuesday holding hands with a visibly pregnant woman in what many could only interpret as the expression of a bizarre fetish.
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China Now Second Biggest Economy

With a $1.337 trillion gross domestic product last quarter, China surpassed Japan as the world's second largest economy. What do you think?

  • "Well, that'll change once the Japanese industrial war machine gets back up and running."

    Kelly Stevenson Hydrostatic Tester
  • "I had no idea China was doing so well. Last I checked they were still on their heels following the suppression of the Boxer Rebellion in 1901."

    Sam Field Systems Analyst
  • "Which one is China again?"

    John Koch Veneer Grader

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