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Islam: Myth Vs. Fact

In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.

Players To Watch In The Sweet 16

The 2017 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament has provided thrilling upsets and amazing comebacks in the first two rounds. Onion Sports presents a guide to the 10 players to watch in the Sweet 16.

Archaeologists Uncover Last Human To Die Happy

DEMBECHA, ETHIOPIA—In a startling find that contributes significantly to the understanding of modern man’s evolutionary development, University of Edinburgh archaeologists working in Ethiopia’s Afar Region announced Wednesday that they have uncovered the preserved remains of the last human to die happy.
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China To Be Biggest Economy By 2030

According to an analysis by U.S. intelligence agencies, China will have surpassed the United States to become the world’s largest economy by 2030. What do you think?

  • “Oh, well. We had a nice run.”

    Jeremy Stankiewicz Watch Adjuster
  • “If only we’d elected Romney, this would never have happened.”

    Ruben Pierson Zinc Plate Grainer
  • “Then we have no choice but to make sure 2030 never happens.”

    Mara McEveety Systems Analyst
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