China To Be Biggest Economy By 2030

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China To Be Biggest Economy By 2030

According to an analysis by U.S. intelligence agencies, China will have surpassed the United States to become the world’s largest economy by 2030. What do you think?

  • “Oh, well. We had a nice run.”

    Jeremy Stankiewicz
    Watch Adjuster
  • “If only we’d elected Romney, this would never have happened.”

    Ruben Pierson
    Zinc Plate Grainer
  • “Then we have no choice but to make sure 2030 never happens.”

    Mara McEveety
    Systems Analyst