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China To Loosen One-Child Policy

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China To Loosen One-Child Policy

The Chinese government announced that it will ease its 33-year-old population control measure that limited most couples to one child, and will begin allowing families to have two kids if one of the parents is an only child. What do you think?

  • “How romantic.”

    Laura Van Order
    Statistician
  • “Sounds like someone has an army to bolster.”

    Leroy Salinas
    Helicopter Pilot
  • “Man, I bet all those Chinese couples who had an abortion recently sure feel stupid.”

    Randall Banich
    Systems Analyst

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