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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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China To Loosen One-Child Policy

The Chinese government announced that it will ease its 33-year-old population control measure that limited most couples to one child, and will begin allowing families to have two kids if one of the parents is an only child. What do you think?

  • “How romantic.”

    Laura Van Order Statistician
  • “Sounds like someone has an army to bolster.”

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  • “Man, I bet all those Chinese couples who had an abortion recently sure feel stupid.”

    Randall Banich Systems Analyst

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