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China's Massive Traffic Jam

For 10 days, traffic on a 60-mile stretch of highway outside of Bejing has been reduced to a crawl, with many predicting the bottleneck will last until mid-September, when road construction in the area is completed. What do you think?

  • "Thanks for the heads up. I'll try to avoid that route."

    Wendy Daniel
    Tone Cabinet Assembler
  • "Maybe if those guys had left 20 minutes earlier, this wouldn't have happened."

    Lee Harvey
    Quality Assurance Monitor
  • "Wow, China's going to have its hands full when all those female Traffic Babies start getting aborted."

    Barry Pope
    Systems Analyst
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