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The Pros And Cons Of Gene Editing

Recent advancements in gene editing have introduced a number of exciting possibilities for human advancement and raised difficult ethical questions. The Onion breaks down the pros and cons of gene editing.

Tips For Back-To-School Shopping

As kids prepare to go back to school, parents are tasked with providing all the supplies and clothes they’ll need for the year. Here are The Onion’s tips for tackling back-to-school shopping.

Report: Sky Normal Today

WASHINGTON—Informing citizens there really wasn’t anything special going on up there, the nation’s scientists confirmed the sky is normal today.
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Chinese Air Pollution Visible From Space

Highlighting the severity of China’s pollution crisis, NASA published satellite photos showing a thick haze of smog and air pollution spanning 750 miles from Shanghai to Beijing, or about the distance between Boston and Raleigh, NC. What do you think?

  • “I’m glad the crying Native American man from those ’70s ads isn’t in orbit right now to see this.”

    Glen Graham Cartographer
  • “Someone really needs to stop buying so many Chinese-manufactured goods.”

    Helen Choi Waitress
  • “We’re still better at polluting the Gulf of Mexico, though.”

    Antonio Semidi Hydroelectric Dam Worker

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