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Best Sports Documentaries

With ESPN’s film ‘OJ: Made In America’ emerging as an Oscars frontrunner this year, Onion Sports looks back at some of the greatest sports documentaries of all time.

New EPA Chief Proposes 30% Cut In All Carbon-Based Organisms

WASHINGTON—Expressing confidence that the nation would meet the ambitious benchmarks by the end of Donald Trump’s presidential term, Scott Pruitt, the president-elect’s nominee for chief of the Environmental Protection Agency, said Thursday he would seek a 30 percent cut in all carbon-based organisms upon assuming office.
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Chinese Hackers Steal Top U.S. Weapons Designs

Chinese hackers reportedly gained access to the designs of more than two dozen highly advanced U.S. weapons, including ballistic missile defense systems, fighter jets, and helicopters. What do you think?

  • “It’s actually kind of a compliment when you think about it.”

    Renee Brinkerhoff Estate Planner
  • “Friends are supposed to share.”

    Gregg Stanwick Unemployed
  • “Quick! Abort Operation: Secret Chinese War! Abort! Abort!”

    Ozzie Gonzales Telephone Assembler

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