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Chinese Porn Filter A Failure

Green Dam, the image-scanning software designed by the Chinese to block pornography, also blocks more benign images, including a Garfield movie poster and pictures of cooked pork. What do you think?
  • "I'm so tired of computers doing our jobs for us! Someone like me, who is really good at identifying boobs and vaginas, should be doing that."

    Dennis Jessop
    Sealing Machine Operator
  • "Garfield movie poster? What the heck is that doing in my browser history? Okay, you caught me. I was jerking off to the Garfield movie poster."

    Albert Brava
    Airport Superintendent
  • "What China needs to do is catalog every pornographic site, block those, then wait for people to lose interest in sex."

    Sharise Plumber
    Upholstery
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