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National Zoo Announces Giant Pandas To Divorce

WASHINGTON—Assuring the public that the decision was difficult but the right thing to do for all parties involved, the Smithsonian National Zoological Park announced Friday that their giant pandas would be divorcing.

New Climate Change Report Just List Of Years Each Country Becomes Uninhabitable

GENEVA—Stating that the data published within its pages represented the scientific consensus of top researchers around the world, the U.N. Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change released its annual report this week, which consists solely of an alphabetized list of every country on earth and the years each of them will become uninhabitable.

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Chipotle Closes 43 Locations After E. Coli Outbreak

Acting out of what they call an “abundance of caution,” Chipotle announced they are temporarily closing 43 locations in Washington and Oregon after an outbreak of E. coli has affected 20 people who recently ate Chipotle in the region. What do you think?

  • “It’s pathetic what qualifies as an outbreak these days.”

    Cindy Tichler PR Educator
  • “You mean I’ll be forced to make do with Qdoba, Del Taco, El Pollo Loco, and Moe’s Southwest Grill?”

    Ronald Hayertz Jar Sealer
  • “I’d better be entitled to extra meat when they reopen.”

    Judd Hough Dissection Overseer

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GENEVA—Stating that the data published within its pages represented the scientific consensus of top researchers around the world, the U.N. Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change released its annual report this week, which consists solely of an alphabetized list of every country on earth and the years each of them will become uninhabitable.

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