Chiquita Paid Colombian Terrorists

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Chiquita Paid Colombian Terrorists

Chiquita Brands International, Inc. has agreed to plead guilty to charges that the company made payments to Colombian groups designated as terrorist organizations by the U.S. State Department. What do you think?
  • "This is the worst crime bananas have ever been implicated in since the Beverly Hills Cop 'banana tailpipe' incident."

    Bayard Wilson
    Exterminator
  • "You know who really will feel the pinch once Chiquita pays the $25 million fine? Monkeys."

    Shawna Deutsch
    Systems Analyst
  • "How else is Chiquita supposed to protect their workers from the Del Monte death squads?"

    William Mulaney
    School Superintendent
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