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In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.

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DEMBECHA, ETHIOPIA—In a startling find that contributes significantly to the understanding of modern man’s evolutionary development, University of Edinburgh archaeologists working in Ethiopia’s Afar Region announced Wednesday that they have uncovered the preserved remains of the last human to die happy.
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Choking Game Deadly

According to a recent government report, the choking game, in which people restrict their oxygen flow in order to achieve a moment of euphoria, has killed 82 youths since 1995. What do you think?
  • "Why is it that a few irresponsible kids have to go and spoil choking for the rest of us?"

    Matt Norton Knife Sharpener
  • "History sure does repeat itself. They used to say the same thing about the slice-yourself-in-the-jugular game."

    Kelvin Hart Surveyor
  • "I predicted something like this would happen when they took the good shit out of model glue."

    Angel Mould Crossing Guard
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