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Best Sports Documentaries

With ESPN’s film ‘OJ: Made In America’ emerging as an Oscars frontrunner this year, Onion Sports looks back at some of the greatest sports documentaries of all time.

New EPA Chief Proposes 30% Cut In All Carbon-Based Organisms

WASHINGTON—Expressing confidence that the nation would meet the ambitious benchmarks by the end of Donald Trump’s presidential term, Scott Pruitt, the president-elect’s nominee for chief of the Environmental Protection Agency, said Thursday he would seek a 30 percent cut in all carbon-based organisms upon assuming office.
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Choking Game Deadly

According to a recent government report, the choking game, in which people restrict their oxygen flow in order to achieve a moment of euphoria, has killed 82 youths since 1995. What do you think?
  • "Why is it that a few irresponsible kids have to go and spoil choking for the rest of us?"

    Matt Norton Knife Sharpener
  • "History sure does repeat itself. They used to say the same thing about the slice-yourself-in-the-jugular game."

    Kelvin Hart Surveyor
  • "I predicted something like this would happen when they took the good shit out of model glue."

    Angel Mould Crossing Guard

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