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What Is Trump’s Relationship With White Nationalism?

Since the weekend’s violent protests in Charlottesville, VA, many have criticized President Trump for his failure to outright condemn the white supremacists involved. The Onion breaks down Trump’s relationship to this powerful hate group.

Ruth Bader Ginsburg Returns To Off-Season Lifeguarding Job

ALEXANDRIA, VA—Saying she hadn’t missed a summer since she was on the U.S. Court of Appeals, Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg said Tuesday that she had once again returned to her off-season lifeguarding job at Splash Central waterpark.
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Chris Christie On Vaccines: Parents Should Have ‘Measure Of Choice’

In the wake of a measles outbreak experts believe is linked to the anti-vaxxer movement, New Jersey governor and possible presidential candidate Chris Christie said he believes that it should be a parent’s choice to inoculate their children, saying, “It’s much more important what you think as a parent than what you think as a public official.” What do you think?

  • “It’s refreshing to see a public official standing up against public health measures.”

    Anna Shankman E-Book Marketer
  • “Interesting. I didn’t know Iowa voters felt that way about vaccinations.”

    Matt Lavallee Tissue Box Designer
  • “It’s so exciting watching a 2016 talking point being born.”

    Griffin Vaugh Systems Analyst

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