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Best Sports Documentaries

With ESPN’s film ‘OJ: Made In America’ emerging as an Oscars frontrunner this year, Onion Sports looks back at some of the greatest sports documentaries of all time.

New EPA Chief Proposes 30% Cut In All Carbon-Based Organisms

WASHINGTON—Expressing confidence that the nation would meet the ambitious benchmarks by the end of Donald Trump’s presidential term, Scott Pruitt, the president-elect’s nominee for chief of the Environmental Protection Agency, said Thursday he would seek a 30 percent cut in all carbon-based organisms upon assuming office.
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Chris Christie On Vaccines: Parents Should Have ‘Measure Of Choice’

In the wake of a measles outbreak experts believe is linked to the anti-vaxxer movement, New Jersey governor and possible presidential candidate Chris Christie said he believes that it should be a parent’s choice to inoculate their children, saying, “It’s much more important what you think as a parent than what you think as a public official.” What do you think?

  • “It’s refreshing to see a public official standing up against public health measures.”

    Anna Shankman E-Book Marketer
  • “Interesting. I didn’t know Iowa voters felt that way about vaccinations.”

    Matt Lavallee Tissue Box Designer
  • “It’s so exciting watching a 2016 talking point being born.”

    Griffin Vaugh Systems Analyst

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