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Islam: Myth Vs. Fact

In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.

Players To Watch In The Sweet 16

The 2017 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament has provided thrilling upsets and amazing comebacks in the first two rounds. Onion Sports presents a guide to the 10 players to watch in the Sweet 16.

Archaeologists Uncover Last Human To Die Happy

DEMBECHA, ETHIOPIA—In a startling find that contributes significantly to the understanding of modern man’s evolutionary development, University of Edinburgh archaeologists working in Ethiopia’s Afar Region announced Wednesday that they have uncovered the preserved remains of the last human to die happy.
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Chris Christie On Vaccines: Parents Should Have ‘Measure Of Choice’

In the wake of a measles outbreak experts believe is linked to the anti-vaxxer movement, New Jersey governor and possible presidential candidate Chris Christie said he believes that it should be a parent’s choice to inoculate their children, saying, “It’s much more important what you think as a parent than what you think as a public official.” What do you think?

  • “It’s refreshing to see a public official standing up against public health measures.”

    Anna Shankman E-Book Marketer
  • “Interesting. I didn’t know Iowa voters felt that way about vaccinations.”

    Matt Lavallee Tissue Box Designer
  • “It’s so exciting watching a 2016 talking point being born.”

    Griffin Vaugh Systems Analyst
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