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The Onion’s 2017 Oscar Picks

The 89th Academy Awards features a more diverse slate of film and actor nominees than in past years, though the ceremony could still field #OscarsSoWhite criticism. Here are The Onion’s picks for who should take home the coveted Oscar statuettes:

A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:
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Chris Christie To Deliver RNC Keynote Speech

New Jersey governor Chris Christie has reportedly been chosen to deliver the keynote address at the Republican National Convention next month in Tampa, FL. What do you think?

  • “I don’t care who’s talking as long as they mention my state or career, so I can whoop.”

    Shanti Hasan Unemployed
  • “If he’s never been to Tampa, I recommend he check out its downtown area. That’s usually what you do your first time in a new city.”

    Tom Klier German-English Translator
  • “That’s going to be one hell of a podium.”

    Cabray Evans Concert Flutist
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