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Most Anticipated Panels At Comic-Con

San Diego Comic-Con kicks off tomorrow, and this year’s schedule is packed with must-see events. Here are the most highly-anticipated panels of Comic-Con 2017.

Listen, Area Boss Gets It

PHILADELPHIA—Readily admitting that everything you’re saying makes a lot of sense, Greenwave Media accounts manager Bryan Mellis confirmed on Wednesday that he totally gets it.
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Christian Salt Introduced

After reportedly tiring of hearing chefs on television recommend kosher salt, a retired barber has introduced Blessed Christians Salt, which is sea salt blessed by an Episcopal priest. What to you think?
  • "Great, now I can go to hell for eating the wrong salt.”

    Karlen Systems Analyst
  • “Blessed or not, I don’t care. God made bland food for a reason.”

    Cameron Benoy Unemployed
  • "This just might pave the way for my Lutheran hot dogs."

    Mike Prussman Apartment Maintenance

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