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Trump Casually Informs Pence He Going To Make One Or Two Appearances During Speech

CLEVELAND—Pulling his running mate aside backstage at the Republican National Convention just minutes before the Indiana governor was scheduled to formally accept the party’s vice presidential nomination, GOP candidate Donald Trump casually informed Mike Pence that he would probably make one or two quick appearances during the Midwestern conservative’s headlining speech tonight.

‘Heed My Tragic Story Well, Friends, For You Could Just As Easily Be Me,’ Says Chris Christie In Haunting RNC Speech

CLEVELAND—A thrall sweeping over the assembled GOP officials and party members Tuesday as he recounted his chilling tale of hubris, New Jersey governor Chris Christie reportedly entreated those at the Republican National Convention to consider the sad story of his own dizzying rise and ignominious fall, offering a bitter warning to all in attendance that his terrible fate could befall any one of them.
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Christie Endorses Romney

New Jersey governor Chris Christie announced he would support Mitt Romney's candidacy for president. What do you think?

  • "It's statements like that which lead me to believe Christie's still open to a bid for the White House in 2012. Run, Christie, run!"

    Charles Wolff Auto Salesperson
  • "Why? Does Romney hate teachers, too?"

    Alex Cafritz Abrasive Grader
  • "Does 'Romney and Christie' sound like two running mates on a presidential ticket? Maybe not. Does 'Romney and Christie' sound like one of the best goddamn ’70s throwback duos we've seen in a while? Hell yes! I'm going to vote for them and hope they know that’s why!"

    Monica Bert Unemployed

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