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Man With Strong Brand Loyalty Willing To Kill For Mazda

In a stern warning aimed at critics of Mazdas everywhere, area man Matthew Hunker, a longtime Mazda driver with two Mazdas in his garage at home, said Thursday his loyalty to the car manufacturer was so strong that he would be willing to kill in its name.

Islam: Myth Vs. Fact

In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.

Trump’s Budget Proposal: What You Need To Know

President Trump has revealed his first budget blueprint, which contains $54 billion in cuts while accommodating increased spending on defense and security. The Onion details the major elements of Trump’s proposed budget:
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Christie Endorses Romney

New Jersey governor Chris Christie announced he would support Mitt Romney's candidacy for president. What do you think?

  • "It's statements like that which lead me to believe Christie's still open to a bid for the White House in 2012. Run, Christie, run!"

    Charles Wolff Auto Salesperson
  • "Why? Does Romney hate teachers, too?"

    Alex Cafritz Abrasive Grader
  • "Does 'Romney and Christie' sound like two running mates on a presidential ticket? Maybe not. Does 'Romney and Christie' sound like one of the best goddamn ’70s throwback duos we've seen in a while? Hell yes! I'm going to vote for them and hope they know that’s why!"

    Monica Bert Unemployed
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