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Best Sports Documentaries

With ESPN’s film ‘OJ: Made In America’ emerging as an Oscars frontrunner this year, Onion Sports looks back at some of the greatest sports documentaries of all time.

New EPA Chief Proposes 30% Cut In All Carbon-Based Organisms

WASHINGTON—Expressing confidence that the nation would meet the ambitious benchmarks by the end of Donald Trump’s presidential term, Scott Pruitt, the president-elect’s nominee for chief of the Environmental Protection Agency, said Thursday he would seek a 30 percent cut in all carbon-based organisms upon assuming office.
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Chrysler Unveils Minivan For Men

Chrysler dealerships will soon be carrying an updated Dodge Grand Caravan minivan designed to appeal to men. What do you think?

  • "I already made my minivan more manly by wrecking it when I was drunk."

    Howie Sitek Blast Furnace Operator
  • "Ooo. Will the price be 22 percent lower than the regular minivan?"

    Tanya Malone Data Communications Technician
  • "But it already has enough room for a loving wife and up to five beautiful children. What more could a man want?"

    Marco Adebimpe Circuit Court Judge

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