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Woman Conducting Ongoing Scientific Experiment On Own Skin

DULUTH, MN—Noting her methodic applications of various chemical agents in carefully controlled combinations, sources confirmed Wednesday that local woman Sara Holloway has been carrying out an open-ended scientific experiment on her own skin.
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Chrysler Unveils Minivan For Men

Chrysler dealerships will soon be carrying an updated Dodge Grand Caravan minivan designed to appeal to men. What do you think?

  • "I already made my minivan more manly by wrecking it when I was drunk."

    Howie Sitek Blast Furnace Operator
  • "Ooo. Will the price be 22 percent lower than the regular minivan?"

    Tanya Malone Data Communications Technician
  • "But it already has enough room for a loving wife and up to five beautiful children. What more could a man want?"

    Marco Adebimpe Circuit Court Judge
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