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The Onion’s 2017 Oscar Picks

The 89th Academy Awards features a more diverse slate of film and actor nominees than in past years, though the ceremony could still field #OscarsSoWhite criticism. Here are The Onion’s picks for who should take home the coveted Oscar statuettes:

A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:
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Chrysler Unveils Minivan For Men

Chrysler dealerships will soon be carrying an updated Dodge Grand Caravan minivan designed to appeal to men. What do you think?

  • "I already made my minivan more manly by wrecking it when I was drunk."

    Howie Sitek Blast Furnace Operator
  • "Ooo. Will the price be 22 percent lower than the regular minivan?"

    Tanya Malone Data Communications Technician
  • "But it already has enough room for a loving wife and up to five beautiful children. What more could a man want?"

    Marco Adebimpe Circuit Court Judge
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