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‘The Princess Bride’ By The Numbers

‘The Princess Bride’ was released 30 years ago today, and it has since become a classic beloved by people of all ages. ‘The Onion’ looks back at ‘The Princess Bride’ 30 years later.

National Zoo Announces Giant Pandas To Divorce

WASHINGTON—Assuring the public that the decision was difficult but the right thing to do for all parties involved, the Smithsonian National Zoological Park announced Friday that their giant pandas would be divorcing.

New Climate Change Report Just List Of Years Each Country Becomes Uninhabitable

GENEVA—Stating that the data published within its pages represented the scientific consensus of top researchers around the world, the U.N. Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change released its annual report this week, which consists solely of an alphabetized list of every country on earth and the years each of them will become uninhabitable.

Pros And Cons Of Electric Cars

With technology improving and more automobile companies releasing electric models, electric cars are becoming a common alternative for American consumers. Here are the pros and cons of electric vehicles.
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Chuck E. Cheese’s Retiring Animatronic House Band

In an attempt to modernize, Chuck E. Cheese’s is phasing out Munch’s Make Believe Band, the restaurant and arcade chain’s long-time animatronic animal band. What do you think?

  • “I’m hoping this doesn’t reduce demand for my Mr. Munch tribute group.”

    Sara Knefel Dressage Reporter
  • “Better to quit at the top of their game like this than devolve into a depressing nostalgia act.”

    Kyle Bigelow Furrier
  • “I guess the music industry really has changed.”

    Patrick Purcell Stripe Painter

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