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Technology Unfortunately Allows Distant Friends To Reconnect

WAYNE, PA—Providing them the tools necessary to bridge a gap that both individuals say they were more than willing to maintain indefinitely, sources confirmed Monday that the advent of modern technology has unfortunately allowed distant friends Mere...

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Churches Illegally Endorse Candidates

Thirty-three pastors in 22 states are in danger of losing tax-exempt status for their churches after endorsing a candidate from the pulpit. What do you think?
  • "I'm glad I have no idea who my vehemently pro-life, anti-gay-marriage, anti-stem-cell-research, pro-intelligent-design pastor endorses."

    Rebecca Landsman
    Systems Analyst
  • "I, for one, enjoyed my pastor's fiery reading from the Drudge Report last Sunday."

    Bill Norris
    Computer Programmer
  • "Great, now I have to sit through more boring sermons about God and faith."

    Bob Valchek
    Teacher's Aid
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