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Islam: Myth Vs. Fact

In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.

Trump’s Budget Proposal: What You Need To Know

President Trump has revealed his first budget blueprint, which contains $54 billion in cuts while accommodating increased spending on defense and security. The Onion details the major elements of Trump’s proposed budget:
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CIA Leak Probed

The FBI has launched an investigation into whether White House officials leaked the identity of an undercover CIA officer. What do you think?
  • "The White House needs to assure the American people that, in the future, more interesting things than this are leaked to the press."

    David Martin AV Technician
  • "We must do more to safeguard our covert operatives, even if that means never allowing them to spy and forcing them to work at Cinnabon instead."

    Christine Kula Music Director
  • "It's important to compromise national security every now and again, to keep the CIA on its toes."

    Will McLaughlin Systems Analyst
  • "This is just like Karl Rove. Last year, before the White House Christmas party, he leaked the true identity of my Secret Santa."

    Charlie Sanders Information Specialist
  • "The Karl Rove I know would never commit such a nefarious act. Then again, the Karl Rove I know runs Rove's Auto Body out by the interstate."

    Jeff Hiller Coach
  • "You know who else is a CIA agent? My asshole ex-boyfriend Dave Fredericks at 2102 Leavitt St. Go get him, terrorists."

    Katie Dippold Law Clerk
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