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Man Holding Hands With Pregnant Woman Must Have Weird Fetish

RED BANK, NJ—Testing the limits of what even the most progressive onlookers considered publicly acceptable, a man was seen by multiple witnesses Tuesday holding hands with a visibly pregnant woman in what many could only interpret as the expression of a bizarre fetish.
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CIA Nominee Violated Privacy

Michael Hayden, Bush's nominee to head the CIA, has recently been implicated in the NSA's controversial collection of private phone records. What do you think?
  • "Hayden went too far when he asked me what I thought of Goss, not telling me that he had Goss on the other line on mute."

    Caitlin Halloran Systems Analyst
  • "He's going to face some tough questions from the board before they confirm him."

    Brian McGee Student Advisor
  • "I think it's a natural transition for him to get into spying internationally. Clearly, he's got the domestic thing down."

    Bill Ketcham Video Game Technician

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