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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:

Man Either Sick Or Just At End Of Workday

CINCINNATI—Overwhelmed by a wave of fatigue, local man Will Markowski told reporters Tuesday that he was uncertain whether he was getting sick or if it was just the end of a normal workday.

A Timeline Of Abraham Lincoln’s Life

Every February, people across the the nation celebrate the legacy of Abraham Lincoln, widely considered to be one of America’s finest presidents. The Onion provides a timeline of the key moments in President Lincoln’s life:
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Cigarettes Have More Nicotine

A recent study shows that the amount of nicotine in cigarettes rose an average of 10% between 1998 and 2004. What do you think?
  • "And they say big tobacco doesn't care about their customers."

    James Parnett Film Critic
  • "In my day, all you ever needed for repeat business was an ad showing a dancing cigarette pack with a sexy pair of gams."

    Denny Mathison Boxing Trainer
  • "Um, I can't really tell: Was this a pro or anti-smoking study?"

    Judy O'Connor Systems Analyst
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