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Cisco Sues Over iPhone

Cisco Systems is suing Apple over the name "iPhone," claiming they own rights to it. What do you think?
  • "If they're not careful, they'll run into the same trouble with their upcoming computer model, the iBM."

    Chuck Fisher
    Floor Cleaner
  • "I'm sure Apple will win this. The multi-function-lawyer feature on the iPhone is at least three generations ahead of today's lawyers."

    George Zager
    Furniture Restorer
  • "Oh, no! A multinational corporation that makes products I can't afford is fighting with another multinational corporation that makes products I can't afford!"

    Renée Rivoire
    Gas Station Attendant
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