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Clarence Thomas Breaks 7-Year Silence In Court

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Clarence Thomas Breaks 7-Year Silence In Court

Supreme Court justice Clarence Thomas, who hadn’t said anything from the bench since February 2006, was recorded uttering the barely decipherable words “Well, he did not...” Monday, which was apparently part of a joke made at the expense of a lawyer. What do you think?

  • “He reminds me of myself in that way. I’m always the guy who doesn’t say much, but when I do, people have no idea what I’m talking about.”

    Patrick Omilami
    Switchyard Worker
  • “It looks like winter’s going to be extra long this year.”

    Curt Plavin
    Labor Relations Consultant
  • “Totally worth the wait.”

    Ursula Starr
    Dressmaker

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