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Islam: Myth Vs. Fact

In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.

Players To Watch In The Sweet 16

The 2017 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament has provided thrilling upsets and amazing comebacks in the first two rounds. Onion Sports presents a guide to the 10 players to watch in the Sweet 16.

Archaeologists Uncover Last Human To Die Happy

DEMBECHA, ETHIOPIA—In a startling find that contributes significantly to the understanding of modern man’s evolutionary development, University of Edinburgh archaeologists working in Ethiopia’s Afar Region announced Wednesday that they have uncovered the preserved remains of the last human to die happy.
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Cleaner Air, Longer Life

An increase in American air quality over the last 20 years has led to an average life span increase of 21 weeks. What do you think?
  • "Ha! In your face Dr. Biller! Looks like I've got 31 weeks left to live, not 10."

    Mitch Daddato Restaurant Manager
  • "That's great news. Every moment on this earth is precious, and if you if live in the United States, it's like it counts double."

    Carl Boucher Dietary Aide
  • "21 weeks? That's five months. That's almost half a year. Wow. Yeah, I guess I just don't really care about the environment."

    Susan Canfield Unemployed
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