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Voter Fraud: Myth Vs. Fact

Concerns over fraudulent voting have grown since the 2016 election, with President Trump himself claiming that millions of people voted illegally. The Onion debunks some common myths about voter fraud.

Fermilab Receives Generous Anonymous Particle Donation

BATAVIA, IL—Calling it the most substantial private donation the research facility has received in years, officials at the Fermi National Accelerator Laboratory announced Monday that an anonymous benefactor had given them a generous particle donation.

God Excited About First Trip To Japan

THE HEAVENS—After years of talking about visiting the East Asian country, God, Our Lord and Heavenly Father, told reporters Monday that He was excited to finally be taking His first trip to Japan.
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Climate Change Causing Smaller Animals

According to researchers, warmer, drier climates are leading to smaller animals, which may disrupt the food chain. What do you think?

  • "I think it’s a little premature to say this isn’t just part of the earth’s natural animal-size cycles."

    Jake Dewey Forge Helper
  • "Fine by me. I've been wanting to own a flushable shark for ages."

    Dorothy Catlin Grief Counsellor
  • "I'm still going to yell at the polar bears in the zoo to lose some weight."

    John Farwell End Stapler

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