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Man Holding Hands With Pregnant Woman Must Have Weird Fetish

RED BANK, NJ—Testing the limits of what even the most progressive onlookers considered publicly acceptable, a man was seen by multiple witnesses Tuesday holding hands with a visibly pregnant woman in what many could only interpret as the expression of a bizarre fetish.
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Climate Change Causing Smaller Animals

According to researchers, warmer, drier climates are leading to smaller animals, which may disrupt the food chain. What do you think?

  • "I think it’s a little premature to say this isn’t just part of the earth’s natural animal-size cycles."

    Jake Dewey Forge Helper
  • "Fine by me. I've been wanting to own a flushable shark for ages."

    Dorothy Catlin Grief Counsellor
  • "I'm still going to yell at the polar bears in the zoo to lose some weight."

    John Farwell End Stapler

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