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The Pros And Cons Of Gene Editing

Recent advancements in gene editing have introduced a number of exciting possibilities for human advancement and raised difficult ethical questions. The Onion breaks down the pros and cons of gene editing.

Tips For Back-To-School Shopping

As kids prepare to go back to school, parents are tasked with providing all the supplies and clothes they’ll need for the year. Here are The Onion’s tips for tackling back-to-school shopping.

Report: Sky Normal Today

WASHINGTON—Informing citizens there really wasn’t anything special going on up there, the nation’s scientists confirmed the sky is normal today.
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Climate Change Causing Smaller Animals

According to researchers, warmer, drier climates are leading to smaller animals, which may disrupt the food chain. What do you think?

  • "I think it’s a little premature to say this isn’t just part of the earth’s natural animal-size cycles."

    Jake Dewey Forge Helper
  • "Fine by me. I've been wanting to own a flushable shark for ages."

    Dorothy Catlin Grief Counsellor
  • "I'm still going to yell at the polar bears in the zoo to lose some weight."

    John Farwell End Stapler

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