Climate Change Causing Smaller Animals

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Climate Change Causing Smaller Animals

According to researchers, warmer, drier climates are leading to smaller animals, which may disrupt the food chain. What do you think?

  • "I think it’s a little premature to say this isn’t just part of the earth’s natural animal-size cycles."

    Jake Dewey
    Forge Helper
  • "Fine by me. I've been wanting to own a flushable shark for ages."

    Dorothy Catlin
    Grief Counsellor
  • "I'm still going to yell at the polar bears in the zoo to lose some weight."

    John Farwell
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