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‘The Princess Bride’ By The Numbers

‘The Princess Bride’ was released 30 years ago today, and it has since become a classic beloved by people of all ages. ‘The Onion’ looks back at ‘The Princess Bride’ 30 years later.

National Zoo Announces Giant Pandas To Divorce

WASHINGTON—Assuring the public that the decision was difficult but the right thing to do for all parties involved, the Smithsonian National Zoological Park announced Friday that their giant pandas would be divorcing.

New Climate Change Report Just List Of Years Each Country Becomes Uninhabitable

GENEVA—Stating that the data published within its pages represented the scientific consensus of top researchers around the world, the U.N. Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change released its annual report this week, which consists solely of an alphabetized list of every country on earth and the years each of them will become uninhabitable.

Pros And Cons Of Electric Cars

With technology improving and more automobile companies releasing electric models, electric cars are becoming a common alternative for American consumers. Here are the pros and cons of electric vehicles.
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Climate Change Making Crops Less Nutritious

Researchers warn that increased levels of atmospheric carbon are causing lower nutrient content in many crops, which could lead to serious vitamin deficiencies worldwide. What do you think?

  • “I’m worried about the trickle-down effects this might have on the Weight Watchers points system.”

    Brad Vaynblat Paramedic Retrainer
  • “With a sexy issue like grass seed nutrition at stake, climate skeptics are finally going to have to sit up and take notice.”

    Pat Snowdon Wave Pool Repairman
  • “I don’t even want to imagine a world where Americans are inadequately nourished.”

    Theresa Mansur Warehouse Proprietor

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