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Clint Eastwood Endorses Romney

At a Republican fundraiser in Sun Valley, ID, famed actor and director Clint Eastwood provided a surprise endorsement of Mitt Romney, saying, "The country needs a boost." What do you think?

  • “This might not be the best way to live my life, but I do whatever Clint Eastwood says, no questions asked.”

    Cliff Adler Kettle Tender
  • “Any man who did two movies with an orangutan knows exactly what the nation wants.”

    Otto Whitaker Market Research Analyst
  • “Maybe now Romney has a chance at that youth vote.”

    Bonny Caqeulin Unemployed

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