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Islam: Myth Vs. Fact

In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.

Trump’s Budget Proposal: What You Need To Know

President Trump has revealed his first budget blueprint, which contains $54 billion in cuts while accommodating increased spending on defense and security. The Onion details the major elements of Trump’s proposed budget:
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Clinton And The Fugitive Financier

Congress is investigating Bill Clinton's pardon of Marc Rich, a major Democratic Party contributor who since 1983 has been living in Switzerland to avoid trial for racketeering, tax evasion, and trading with Iran. What do you think?
  • "A powerful politician doing favors for a corrupt business crony? America has lost its innocence."

    Hugh Carter Math Teacher
  • "Would you do any less for a loved one or major campaign contributor?"

    Patrick Poulon Systems Analyst
  • "Marc Rich's plight is a lot like that of Native American activist Leonard Peltier, except Rich has eleventy gazillion dollars and isn't in jail."

    Jessica Smith Graduate Student
  • "I'm sure living a luxurious lifestyle in Switzerland for the past 18 years showed Rich the error of his ways."

    Harriet Swann Guidance Counselor
  • "Come on, let him go. The poor guy's done his time. He was president for eight years, for God's sake."

    Marc Cowart Electrician
  • "I wish Clinton could have pardoned my ass out of jail for robbing that camera store. Oh, and also for my oil deals with Iran."

    Henry Thalacker Custodian
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