Robert Mueller Driving SUV 100 MPH Down Runway As Air Force One Narrowly Lifts Off

PRINCE GEORGE’S COUNTY, MD—Sending a pair of guards scrambling for safety as he gunned his black SUV through a chain-link gate and onto the tarmac, Robert Mueller, the former FBI director who was recently tapped to lead the ongoing investigation into the Trump campaign’s ties to Russia, chased Air Force One down the runway at Joint Base Andrews moments before takeoff, sources reported Tuesday.
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Clinton, Biden Trading Places?

Reporter Bob Woodward said that an exchange of positions between Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and Vice President Joe Biden is being considered by the White House. What do you think?

  • "Someone should really tell the White House that this would actually give Joe Biden a lot more responsibility."

    Elisabeth Doyle Systems Analyst
  • "I assume this is a desperate move by Hillary to get out of having to deal with Israel."

    Mike Danielson Office Supplies Salesman
  • "That's risky. The second they catch Clinton speaking in her normal voice, the jig is up."

    Brit Banquet Unemployed

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