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Clinton, Biden Trading Places?

Reporter Bob Woodward said that an exchange of positions between Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and Vice President Joe Biden is being considered by the White House. What do you think?

  • "Someone should really tell the White House that this would actually give Joe Biden a lot more responsibility."

    Elisabeth Doyle
    Systems Analyst
  • "I assume this is a desperate move by Hillary to get out of having to deal with Israel."

    Mike Danielson
    Office Supplies Salesman
  • "That's risky. The second they catch Clinton speaking in her normal voice, the jig is up."

    Brit Banquet
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