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A Primer On The Dark Web

With many crimes now originating on encrypted areas of the internet, many wonder about the so-called dark web and its activities. The Onion provides a primer on this obscured digital space:

Woman Conducting Ongoing Scientific Experiment On Own Skin

DULUTH, MN—Noting her methodic applications of various chemical agents in carefully controlled combinations, sources confirmed Wednesday that local woman Sara Holloway has been carrying out an open-ended scientific experiment on her own skin.
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Clinton Brought In On Economy

The White House announced Wednesday that it had enlisted former president Bill Clinton to reach out to businesses and encourage job creation. What do you think?

  • "Good luck. I sent him my resumé like a year ago and I never heard back."

    Joy Crawford Systems Analyst
  • "Wait, if Bill Clinton encourages businesses to create jobs, are jobs created? Should we have thought of this sooner?"

    Brian Kovalic Dado Operator
  • "They know Bill Clinton? Cool."

    Sean Kaesberg Joint Cutter
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