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The Onion’s 2017 Oscar Picks

The 89th Academy Awards features a more diverse slate of film and actor nominees than in past years, though the ceremony could still field #OscarsSoWhite criticism. Here are The Onion’s picks for who should take home the coveted Oscar statuettes:

A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:
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Clinton Brought In On Economy

The White House announced Wednesday that it had enlisted former president Bill Clinton to reach out to businesses and encourage job creation. What do you think?

  • "Good luck. I sent him my resumé like a year ago and I never heard back."

    Joy Crawford Systems Analyst
  • "Wait, if Bill Clinton encourages businesses to create jobs, are jobs created? Should we have thought of this sooner?"

    Brian Kovalic Dado Operator
  • "They know Bill Clinton? Cool."

    Sean Kaesberg Joint Cutter
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