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Clinton Brought In On Economy

The White House announced Wednesday that it had enlisted former president Bill Clinton to reach out to businesses and encourage job creation. What do you think?

  • "Good luck. I sent him my resumé like a year ago and I never heard back."

    Joy Crawford
    Systems Analyst
  • "Wait, if Bill Clinton encourages businesses to create jobs, are jobs created? Should we have thought of this sooner?"

    Brian Kovalic
    Dado Operator
  • "They know Bill Clinton? Cool."

    Sean Kaesberg
    Joint Cutter
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