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Bill O’Reilly Tearfully Packs Up Framed Up-Skirt Photos From Desk

NEW YORK—Smiling wistfully as he gazed at the cherished mementos that had sat on his desk for much of the past 20 years, former Fox News commentator Bill O’Reilly reportedly grew teary-eyed Thursday as he packed up the framed up-skirt photos from his work space following his termination by the cable channel.

Donald Trump Jr. Takes Son On Hunting Trip In National Zoo

WASHINGTON—In what he referred to as an important rite of passage for his 8-year-old son, Donald John III, Donald Trump Jr. took his eldest boy to the Smithsonian National Zoological Park for his first-ever hunting trip, sources said Wednesday.
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Clinton, Giuliani Slipping In Polls

In the past few months, Democrat presidential front-runner Hillary Clinton and Republican presidential front-runner Rudy Giuliani have each seen their huge leads erode by about 10 points. What do you think?
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    Roger Gochenhauer Sales Coordinator
  • "It's not uncommon for the novelty of voting for a woman or an adulterer to begin wearing off."

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  • "With this minuscule setback, at least they'll be slightly humbled when their respective parties choose them to run anyway."

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Bill O’Reilly Tearfully Packs Up Framed Up-Skirt Photos From Desk

NEW YORK—Smiling wistfully as he gazed at the cherished mementos that had sat on his desk for much of the past 20 years, former Fox News commentator Bill O’Reilly reportedly grew teary-eyed Thursday as he packed up the framed up-skirt photos from his work space following his termination by the cable channel.

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