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Revelations From Hillary Clinton’s New Memoir

‘What Happened,’ a new memoir detailing the trials and tribulations of Hillary Clinton’s 2016 campaign, was released today, with Clinton supporters and detractors already divided on its contents. Here are some of Hillary’s bombshell revelations:

Joe Arpaio’s Family Surprises Him With Detained Hispanic Motorist

FOUNTAIN HILLS, AZ—In celebration of the dismissal of his conviction for criminal contempt via presidential pardon, Joe Arpaio’s family reportedly sought to surprise the former sheriff Tuesday with a 30-year-old Mexican national whom they detained on suspicion of having entered the country illegally.
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Clinton Holds Economic Roundtable

As part of her campaign, Sen. Hillary Clinton held a public economic roundtable on Wednesday with experts and victims of our country's economic downturn in Zanesville, OH. What do you think?
  • "I saw that roundtable. I couldn't believe the guy from Kansas picked the right suitcase!"

    Lacey Banks Systems Analyst
  • "The only reason we vote is so we don't have to watch where the government gets its ideas."

    Austin McGlynn Insurance Salesperson
  • "Unfortunately, the discussion cost Ohio $37.2 million."

    Josh Levinson Canvasser

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