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Islam: Myth Vs. Fact

In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.

Trump’s Budget Proposal: What You Need To Know

President Trump has revealed his first budget blueprint, which contains $54 billion in cuts while accommodating increased spending on defense and security. The Onion details the major elements of Trump’s proposed budget:
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Clinton: Part 2

As America stands on the brink of the second half of the Bill Clinton Era, what are your thoughts?
  • "Now that Clinton has been re-elected, we as a nation will get to find out if Chelsea blossoms into a beautiful piece of ass."

    Ned Branforth Accountant
  • "Under Clinton's leadership, I hope to advance to the soft-serve machine."

    Wally Givens Chemical Engineer
  • "Whatever happens in the next four years, it can't possibly be worse than it was under that clown Clinton."

    Alyson Blum Oboe Player
  • "Now that Clinton is in the White House, I look forward to four years of health care reform, gays in the military and, at last, renewed racial harmony. Go Clinton!"

    Eileen Putnam Systems Analyst
  • "You never know what tomorrow will bring, so you just have to put on a smile, keep your chin to the wind and hide your heroin in a balloon in your butthole."

    Ed Vallely Environmentalist
  • "I only hope that Clinton remembers the children."

    Jorge Bellson Groundskeeper
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