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Clinton Supporters Contributing To McCain

More than 85 of Sen. Hillary Clinton's major financial supporters are now backing Sen. John McCain for president. What do you think?
  • "They'll be back. McCain might be the hip, fresh candidate now, but in the end they'll go with the tried and true choice."

    Bill Adkins
    Web Administrator
  • "Thank God I'm poor and I don't have to make decisions like that."

    Gina Black
    Waitress
  • "It's on days like this that I'm ashamed to be a major financial supporter period."

    Larry Kleibesadel
    Major Financial Supporter
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