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Clinton Suspends Campaign

While keeping her delegates, Hillary Clinton has suspended her campaign to be the Democratic nominee, leaving Barack Obama the party's presumptive candidate for president. What do you think?
  • "Now she can go work for the private sector. Oh shit! I work in the private sector!"

    Angela Cogan
    City Engineer
  • "I'll miss her laugh."

    Peter Banker
    Terrarium Manufacturer
  • "Someone who quits in the face of adversity would make a terrible president."

    Asterios Balahoutis
    Systems Analyst
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