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Revelations From Hillary Clinton’s New Memoir

‘What Happened,’ a new memoir detailing the trials and tribulations of Hillary Clinton’s 2016 campaign, was released today, with Clinton supporters and detractors already divided on its contents. Here are some of Hillary’s bombshell revelations:

Joe Arpaio’s Family Surprises Him With Detained Hispanic Motorist

FOUNTAIN HILLS, AZ—In celebration of the dismissal of his conviction for criminal contempt via presidential pardon, Joe Arpaio’s family reportedly sought to surprise the former sheriff Tuesday with a 30-year-old Mexican national whom they detained on suspicion of having entered the country illegally.
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Clinton Vs. The NRA

In recent weeks, President Clinton and the National Rifle Association have been at war over the issue of gun control. What do you think?
  • "Guns don't kill people; guns are designed and manufactured for the purpose of enabling people to use the guns to kill people."

    Wallace Carter Systems Analyst
  • "Gun control? Oh, great. Now how am I going to well-regulate my militia?"

    Lonald Molitor Family Therapist
  • "People wouldn't need guns if the government finally enacted some laws that get tough on deer."

    Tami Kerst Manicurist
  • "Obviously, the president has never been captured by super-intelligent apes, or he'd feel differently about the importance of guns."

    Tom Estades Assistant Manager
  • "What a coincidence that Clinton is trying to pass sweeping new gun-control legislation in an election year."

    Francine Vanhandel Typing Instructor
  • "As usual, the Democrats are manipulating the liberal media in a calculated bid to take away my fire stick. Unggh! Want fire stick!"

    Dennie Decker Carpet Cleaner

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