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Man Doesn't Even Do Good Job At Sleeping

Along with his consistently poor performance at work and his general lack of common, everyday life skills, local man Corey White told reporters Thursday that he can't even do a good job at sleeping.

What You Need To Know About The Trump Administration’s Ties To Russia

New revelations from the U.S. intelligence community about potentially illegal communications between members of the Trump administration and Russian officials, which led to Michael Flynn resigning as national security advisor Monday, have increased calls for a wider investigation of Trump’s murky ties to Russia. Here’s what you need to know.

What’s Next For Hillary Clinton?

Despite her presidential loss, Hillary Clinton is making moves to secure her legacy and stay a relevant voice in American politics. Here are some of her future plans:
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Clinton Vs. The NRA

In recent weeks, President Clinton and the National Rifle Association have been at war over the issue of gun control. What do you think?
  • "Guns don't kill people; guns are designed and manufactured for the purpose of enabling people to use the guns to kill people."

    Wallace Carter Systems Analyst
  • "Gun control? Oh, great. Now how am I going to well-regulate my militia?"

    Lonald Molitor Family Therapist
  • "People wouldn't need guns if the government finally enacted some laws that get tough on deer."

    Tami Kerst Manicurist
  • "Obviously, the president has never been captured by super-intelligent apes, or he'd feel differently about the importance of guns."

    Tom Estades Assistant Manager
  • "What a coincidence that Clinton is trying to pass sweeping new gun-control legislation in an election year."

    Francine Vanhandel Typing Instructor
  • "As usual, the Democrats are manipulating the liberal media in a calculated bid to take away my fire stick. Unggh! Want fire stick!"

    Dennie Decker Carpet Cleaner
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