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Islam: Myth Vs. Fact

In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.

Trump’s Budget Proposal: What You Need To Know

President Trump has revealed his first budget blueprint, which contains $54 billion in cuts while accommodating increased spending on defense and security. The Onion details the major elements of Trump’s proposed budget:
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Clinton Vs. The NRA

In recent weeks, President Clinton and the National Rifle Association have been at war over the issue of gun control. What do you think?
  • "Guns don't kill people; guns are designed and manufactured for the purpose of enabling people to use the guns to kill people."

    Wallace Carter Systems Analyst
  • "Gun control? Oh, great. Now how am I going to well-regulate my militia?"

    Lonald Molitor Family Therapist
  • "People wouldn't need guns if the government finally enacted some laws that get tough on deer."

    Tami Kerst Manicurist
  • "Obviously, the president has never been captured by super-intelligent apes, or he'd feel differently about the importance of guns."

    Tom Estades Assistant Manager
  • "What a coincidence that Clinton is trying to pass sweeping new gun-control legislation in an election year."

    Francine Vanhandel Typing Instructor
  • "As usual, the Democrats are manipulating the liberal media in a calculated bid to take away my fire stick. Unggh! Want fire stick!"

    Dennie Decker Carpet Cleaner
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