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Bill O’Reilly Tearfully Packs Up Framed Up-Skirt Photos From Desk

NEW YORK—Smiling wistfully as he gazed at the cherished mementos that had sat on his desk for much of the past 20 years, former Fox News commentator Bill O’Reilly reportedly grew teary-eyed Thursday as he packed up the framed up-skirt photos from his work space following his termination by the cable channel.

Donald Trump Jr. Takes Son On Hunting Trip In National Zoo

WASHINGTON—In what he referred to as an important rite of passage for his 8-year-old son, Donald John III, Donald Trump Jr. took his eldest boy to the Smithsonian National Zoological Park for his first-ever hunting trip, sources said Wednesday.
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Clinton Wants New Primary

Hillary Clinton is calling on Barack Obama to overturn the ruling of the Democratic party and concede to accepting a "do-over" primary in Florida. What do you think?
  • "Look, there's no way Obama's going to go for that. He hates peninsulas."

    Christine Yu Systems Analyst
  • "Can we have a do-over election here, too? I completely blew my first vote on Dodd."

    Trevor Coleman TV Repairman
  • "It's nice to see Hillary Clinton finally asserting herself."

    Corey Ledderer Crane Operator

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