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Revelations From Hillary Clinton’s New Memoir

‘What Happened,’ a new memoir detailing the trials and tribulations of Hillary Clinton’s 2016 campaign, was released today, with Clinton supporters and detractors already divided on its contents. Here are some of Hillary’s bombshell revelations:

Joe Arpaio’s Family Surprises Him With Detained Hispanic Motorist

FOUNTAIN HILLS, AZ—In celebration of the dismissal of his conviction for criminal contempt via presidential pardon, Joe Arpaio’s family reportedly sought to surprise the former sheriff Tuesday with a 30-year-old Mexican national whom they detained on suspicion of having entered the country illegally.
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Clintons Made $109 Million

According to recently released tax returns, Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton and former president Bill Clinton have made $109 million since they left the White House. What do you think?
  • "And to think, it would only take a tiny fraction of that to buy my vote."

    Lacey Edleston Financial Adviser
  • "Wow. I'm going to try my hand at this memoir-writing and inspirational-speaking game."

    Chuck Thompson Systems Analyst
  • "Haha! Jay-Z has more money than the Clintons! Jay-Z is richer than the Clintons!"

    Art Casey Mobile DJ

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