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Robert Mueller Driving SUV 100 MPH Down Runway As Air Force One Narrowly Lifts Off

PRINCE GEORGE’S COUNTY, MD—Sending a pair of guards scrambling for safety as he gunned his black SUV through a chain-link gate and onto the tarmac, Robert Mueller, the former FBI director who was recently tapped to lead the ongoing investigation into the Trump campaign’s ties to Russia, chased Air Force One down the runway at Joint Base Andrews moments before takeoff, sources reported Tuesday.
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Clintons Made $109 Million

According to recently released tax returns, Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton and former president Bill Clinton have made $109 million since they left the White House. What do you think?
  • "And to think, it would only take a tiny fraction of that to buy my vote."

    Lacey Edleston Financial Adviser
  • "Wow. I'm going to try my hand at this memoir-writing and inspirational-speaking game."

    Chuck Thompson Systems Analyst
  • "Haha! Jay-Z has more money than the Clintons! Jay-Z is richer than the Clintons!"

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