Clintons Made $109 Million

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Clintons Made $109 Million

According to recently released tax returns, Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton and former president Bill Clinton have made $109 million since they left the White House. What do you think?
  • "And to think, it would only take a tiny fraction of that to buy my vote."

    Lacey Edleston
    Financial Adviser
  • "Wow. I'm going to try my hand at this memoir-writing and inspirational-speaking game."

    Chuck Thompson
    Systems Analyst
  • "Haha! Jay-Z has more money than the Clintons! Jay-Z is richer than the Clintons!"

    Art Casey
    Mobile DJ
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