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Hollywood Stars Overthrown In Bloody C-List Uprising

LOS ANGELES—Unleashing a brutal wave of violence and destruction that has upended the entire power structure of the entertainment industry overnight, the nation’s C-list celebrities have carried out a bloody coup to overthrow the hottest stars in Hollywood, sources reported Tuesday.

Lost Jack London Manuscript, ‘The Doggy,’ Found

RYE, NY—Workers inventorying the estate of a recently deceased Westchester County art dealer earlier this month reportedly stumbled upon a draft of a previously unknown Jack London novel titled The Doggy, and the work is already being hailed by many within the literary world as a masterpiece.
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CNN journalists have come under fire for a number of recent appearances in films, including The Lost World and Contact. What do you think about the mixing of journalism and Hollywood?
  • "If this trend continues, journalists will become made-up talking heads concerned more with ratings than reportage. I would not want to live in such a world."

    Cheryl Krenchicki Gardener
  • "Did you ever see that one movie with Walter Cronkite about some war? I think it was called The Vietnam War. It was pretty good, but it kind of dragged in parts."

    Wayne Poole Town Supervisor
  • "I just can't trust reporters anymore. Not after Channel 12's Jill Nystrom convinced me to go to Cranberry Days and it sucked."

    Roy Burnham Engraver
  • "There's only one reporter I can count on to give me the news straight: Fact Or Fiction host James Brolin."

    Neil Engers Pediatrician
  • "TV reporters should not be appearing in movies. It's an abuse of their power and influence—power and influence that would be put to much better use spreading the Good News of our savior, Jesus Christ."

    Denise Thon Systems Analyst
  • "Enough already: Kermit The Frog should stop fence-sitting and decide whether he's a reporter or a muppet."

    Pete Orosco Art Director

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