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Director Has Clear Vision Of How Studio Will Destroy Movie

LOS ANGELES—Saying he can already picture exactly what the finished cut will look like on the big screen, Hollywood film director Paul Stanton told reporters Wednesday he has a clear vision of how studio executives will totally destroy his upcoming movie.

Your Horoscopes — Week Of June 14, 2016

ARIES: Once the laughter dies down, the party favors are put away, and the monkeys led back inside their cages, you’ll finally be given a chance to explain your side of the story.

Hollywood Stars Overthrown In Bloody C-List Uprising

LOS ANGELES—Unleashing a brutal wave of violence and destruction that has upended the entire power structure of the entertainment industry overnight, the nation’s C-list celebrities have carried out a bloody coup to overthrow the hottest stars in Hollywood, sources reported Tuesday.
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CNN journalists have come under fire for a number of recent appearances in films, including The Lost World and Contact. What do you think about the mixing of journalism and Hollywood?
  • "If this trend continues, journalists will become made-up talking heads concerned more with ratings than reportage. I would not want to live in such a world."

    Cheryl Krenchicki Gardener
  • "Did you ever see that one movie with Walter Cronkite about some war? I think it was called The Vietnam War. It was pretty good, but it kind of dragged in parts."

    Wayne Poole Town Supervisor
  • "I just can't trust reporters anymore. Not after Channel 12's Jill Nystrom convinced me to go to Cranberry Days and it sucked."

    Roy Burnham Engraver
  • "There's only one reporter I can count on to give me the news straight: Fact Or Fiction host James Brolin."

    Neil Engers Pediatrician
  • "TV reporters should not be appearing in movies. It's an abuse of their power and influence—power and influence that would be put to much better use spreading the Good News of our savior, Jesus Christ."

    Denise Thon Systems Analyst
  • "Enough already: Kermit The Frog should stop fence-sitting and decide whether he's a reporter or a muppet."

    Pete Orosco Art Director

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