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CNN's Chilling 9/11 Tribute

On the fifth anniversary this month, CNN.com will be streaming footage all day of the network's televised coverage from Sept. 11th, 2001, enabling viewers to relive it as events unfolded. What do you think?
  • "September what?"

    Becca Townes Systems Analyst
  • "Considering I was in a coma at the time, this will certainly help me fully assimilate to the scarred, paranoid society into which I awoke.

    Herman Ritter Postal Carrier
  • "I doubt many people will watch. During that time, FoxNews.com will be airing Pirates of the Caribbean."

    Zac Polk Interior Decorator

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