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The Onion’s 2017 Oscar Picks

The 89th Academy Awards features a more diverse slate of film and actor nominees than in past years, though the ceremony could still field #OscarsSoWhite criticism. Here are The Onion’s picks for who should take home the coveted Oscar statuettes:

A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:
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CNN's Chilling 9/11 Tribute

On the fifth anniversary this month, CNN.com will be streaming footage all day of the network's televised coverage from Sept. 11th, 2001, enabling viewers to relive it as events unfolded. What do you think?
  • "September what?"

    Becca Townes Systems Analyst
  • "Considering I was in a coma at the time, this will certainly help me fully assimilate to the scarred, paranoid society into which I awoke.

    Herman Ritter Postal Carrier
  • "I doubt many people will watch. During that time, FoxNews.com will be airing Pirates of the Caribbean."

    Zac Polk Interior Decorator
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