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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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Co-Founder Of Mattel Dead

Elliot Handler, the co-founder of the company that introduced Barbie dolls and Hot Wheels cars, died Thursday at age 95. What do you think?

  • "If he's no good anymore, is it okay to pull his arms off?"

    Gary Bélanger Hull Inspector
  • "I didn't need to hear that. I prefer my multimillion-dollar corporations faceless and vaguely sinister."

    Melissa Forrest Dye-Tank Tender
  • "But who will give my son something to do and my daughter something to feel bad about?"

    Rich Mongrain Package Crimper

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