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SARATOGA SPRINGS, NY—Immediately realizing the genesis of the fever and sore throat that left him feeling like shit, 30-year-old local man Edward Mosley told reporters Tuesday that he knows exactly which asshole got him sick.

How Gerrymandering Works

The Supreme Court is considering a case regarding the partisan gerrymandering of districts in Wisconsin, which could change the way maps are drawn across the country. Here is a step-by-step guide to how Gerrymandering works.
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Coachella To Be Held On Cruise Ship

Partnering with Celebrity Cruises, the popular Southern California music festival Coachella is expanding its presence to a 3,000-person vessel dubbed the S.S. Coachella, which will travel through the Caribbean this December. What do you think?

  • “That’s great news. If there’s one problem with these multiday music festivals, it’s that you can escape them.”

    Shirley Lyon High-Rise Window Washer
  • “Eh. Once Sleigh Bells hits their fourth dinner show of the night they really slow down.”

    Dave Grazewski Bicycle Messenger
  • “Will there still be mud on the boat?”

    Merritt Cashin Systems Analyst

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