Coachella To Be Held On Cruise Ship

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Coachella To Be Held On Cruise Ship

Partnering with Celebrity Cruises, the popular Southern California music festival Coachella is expanding its presence to a 3,000-person vessel dubbed the S.S. Coachella, which will travel through the Caribbean this December. What do you think?

  • “That’s great news. If there’s one problem with these multiday music festivals, it’s that you can escape them.”

    Shirley Lyon
    High-Rise Window Washer
  • “Eh. Once Sleigh Bells hits their fourth dinner show of the night they really slow down.”

    Dave Grazewski
    Bicycle Messenger
  • “Will there still be mud on the boat?”

    Merritt Cashin
    Systems Analyst
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