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Most Anticipated Panels At Comic-Con

San Diego Comic-Con kicks off tomorrow, and this year’s schedule is packed with must-see events. Here are the most highly-anticipated panels of Comic-Con 2017.

Listen, Area Boss Gets It

PHILADELPHIA—Readily admitting that everything you’re saying makes a lot of sense, Greenwave Media accounts manager Bryan Mellis confirmed on Wednesday that he totally gets it.
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Cocaine Factor In Houston's Death

According to the coroner who conducted the autopsy on singer Whitney Houston, cocaine was a factor in her drowning death. What do you think?

  • "The real tragedy is that she isn't still alive to hear my opinion about her death."

    Charlotte Kramer Systems Analyst
  • "Did you know Orville Redenbacher also drowned in a bathtub? Call it the curse of sleeping with Bobby Brown."

    Guy Thompson Varnish Inspector
  • "A tragic ending with an even more bitter coda. Whitney should have died in her 80s, on stage, after a particularly embarrassing rendition of 'The Greatest Love Of All.'"

    Bob Smith Sample Maker

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