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Cocaine Factor In Houston's Death

According to the coroner who conducted the autopsy on singer Whitney Houston, cocaine was a factor in her drowning death. What do you think?

  • "The real tragedy is that she isn't still alive to hear my opinion about her death."

    Charlotte Kramer Systems Analyst
  • "Did you know Orville Redenbacher also drowned in a bathtub? Call it the curse of sleeping with Bobby Brown."

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  • "A tragic ending with an even more bitter coda. Whitney should have died in her 80s, on stage, after a particularly embarrassing rendition of 'The Greatest Love Of All.'"

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