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With many crimes now originating on encrypted areas of the internet, many wonder about the so-called dark web and its activities. The Onion provides a primer on this obscured digital space:

Woman Conducting Ongoing Scientific Experiment On Own Skin

DULUTH, MN—Noting her methodic applications of various chemical agents in carefully controlled combinations, sources confirmed Wednesday that local woman Sara Holloway has been carrying out an open-ended scientific experiment on her own skin.
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Coeds Drink More At Themed Parties

A study conducted by researchers at San Diego State University and the University of Michigan found that college women are encouraged to drink more at theme parties. What do you think?
  • "In my day, women didn't abuse alcohol until after we got married, became housewives, and realized our lives were over."

    Lori Paulson Information Booth Attendant
  • "Interesting. Same thing happens to me on work-themed days."

    Scott Archer Copywriter
  • "'Theme' is not the correct term. I think you mean 'motif.' I'll be in my office until four if you need any further notes."

    Kathleen Jaffee English Professor
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