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National Zoo Announces Giant Pandas To Divorce

WASHINGTON—Assuring the public that the decision was difficult but the right thing to do for all parties involved, the Smithsonian National Zoological Park announced Friday that their giant pandas would be divorcing.

New Climate Change Report Just List Of Years Each Country Becomes Uninhabitable

GENEVA—Stating that the data published within its pages represented the scientific consensus of top researchers around the world, the U.N. Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change released its annual report this week, which consists solely of an alphabetized list of every country on earth and the years each of them will become uninhabitable.

Pros And Cons Of Electric Cars

With technology improving and more automobile companies releasing electric models, electric cars are becoming a common alternative for American consumers. Here are the pros and cons of electric vehicles.
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Coeds Drink More At Themed Parties

A study conducted by researchers at San Diego State University and the University of Michigan found that college women are encouraged to drink more at theme parties. What do you think?
  • "In my day, women didn't abuse alcohol until after we got married, became housewives, and realized our lives were over."

    Lori Paulson Information Booth Attendant
  • "Interesting. Same thing happens to me on work-themed days."

    Scott Archer Copywriter
  • "'Theme' is not the correct term. I think you mean 'motif.' I'll be in my office until four if you need any further notes."

    Kathleen Jaffee English Professor

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