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Most Anticipated Panels At Comic-Con

San Diego Comic-Con kicks off tomorrow, and this year’s schedule is packed with must-see events. Here are the most highly-anticipated panels of Comic-Con 2017.

Listen, Area Boss Gets It

PHILADELPHIA—Readily admitting that everything you’re saying makes a lot of sense, Greenwave Media accounts manager Bryan Mellis confirmed on Wednesday that he totally gets it.
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Coeds Drink More At Themed Parties

A study conducted by researchers at San Diego State University and the University of Michigan found that college women are encouraged to drink more at theme parties. What do you think?
  • "In my day, women didn't abuse alcohol until after we got married, became housewives, and realized our lives were over."

    Lori Paulson Information Booth Attendant
  • "Interesting. Same thing happens to me on work-themed days."

    Scott Archer Copywriter
  • "'Theme' is not the correct term. I think you mean 'motif.' I'll be in my office until four if you need any further notes."

    Kathleen Jaffee English Professor

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