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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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Coffee At Highest Price Since ’70s

Because of increased demand in emerging markets and a diminished supply, raw coffee beans topped $3 per pound for the first time in 34 years. What do you think?

  • “It might take a while, but I think I could get used to a hot cup of Mountain Dew and half-and-half in the morning.”

    Marjorie Atkinson Seismic Prospecting Observer
  • "One word to the Chicory Marketing Board: no."

    Richard Barr Keno Writer
  • "Just as my own parents took up my time with talk about marginal consumer burdens in the ’70s, so will I carry the torch for my kids."

    Stephen Weaver Systems Analyst

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