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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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Coffee Linked To Lower Suicide Risk

A recent study found that people who drink two to four cups of coffee daily are 50 percent less likely to commit suicide than those who drink fewer than two cups a day, drink decaffeinated coffee, or don’t drink coffee at all. What do you think?

  • “This is going to make the people who say they can’t live without their coffee all the more insufferable.”

    Bruno Conway Glass Smoother
  • “Well, yeah, because you get all that negative energy out by killing all those beans.”

    Laurie Klamer Public Works Commissioner
  • “If only Kurt Cobain would have sampled some of the fine blends Seattle has to offer.”

    Hank Whitlatch Racetrack Attendant

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