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Ziketan, a farming town of 10,000 in the Qinghai province of China, has been locked down in an attempt to prevent the spread of pneumonic plague....
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College Grad Suing Alma Mater

Trina Thompson, 27, is suing New York's Monroe College for $72,000 because she has not landed a job three months after graduating with a 2.7 grade point average. What do you think?
  • "Look, if she's not industrious enough to get a job at her dad's firm like I did, then she doesn't deserve a penny."

    Katharine Carlson
    Creative Consultant
  • "She should have gone to an 'employment-guaranteed' college, like I did."

    Nate Holmes
    Systems Analyst
  • "I authorized my secretary to get on the phone and offer this Trina Thompson a position in the sales department. This is precisely the type of litigious mediocrity I want on my team!"

    Arthur Sellers
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