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Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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College Presidents Rethinking Drinking Age

A group of 104 college and university presidents has signed a statement that suggests the minimum drinking age of 21 encourages a culture of dangerous, clandestine drinking. What do you think?
  • "Wait, where exactly is this culture? I am a 48-year-old housewife. I want in."

    Toni Graber Housewife
  • "I remember the hassle of having to do keg stands from behind a curtain."

    Carl Rasmussen Systems Analyst
  • "That may be, but getting a fake ID and sneaking into bars at least builds ingenuity and lateral thinking."

    Sean Rowan Bookstore Manager

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