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Colmes Leaves 'Hannity & Colmes'

Alan Colmes, the longtime liberal cohost of the Fox News program Hannity & Colmes, will leave at the end of the year. What do you think?
  • "Man, I don't know what Hannity will do without his intern."

    Li Knutsen Systems Analyst
  • "This will allow Alan more time to concentrate on his substitute teaching career."

    John Ashford Grocery Bagger
  • "Colmes was too liberal for me with all his moderate views and support of Rudy Giuliani and such. Good riddance to that leftie wing nut."

    Brandon Rautenberg Assembly Line Worker

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